"ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)" (adabofoppo) 08/05/2015 at 15:32 • Filed to: Fucking Idiots

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The Lexus dealer I work for has gotten calls asking how to purchase a Hoverboard.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 08/05/2015 at 15:34

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I WANT ONE I WANT ONE I WANT ONE

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ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 08/05/2015 at 15:36

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But you are intelligent enough to realize it’s just a publicity stunt, a fucking cool one (badum tiss), but a stunt nontheless.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 08/05/2015 at 15:37

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This.. this hurts my head. Tell them it costs $87k and see if they still want one. If they say yes tell them theirs a $5k processing and licensing fee, $20k refueling plan and $7k warranty. If they still say yes... Hell I don’t even know.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 08/05/2015 at 15:39

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Maybe. But 8 year old me is not and really really wants one.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 08/05/2015 at 15:40

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Thankfully I am not on the sales staff. I would say something I might regret later. I’m thinking your figures are orders of magnitude too low.

HammerheadFistpunch > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 08/05/2015 at 15:40

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As long as they have the necessary plutonium or have already been to the future and already have a mr. Fusion then future Lexus should have then in stock, but you should tell them to get the toyota one, it’s the same thing basically just a little cheaper

Tohru > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 08/05/2015 at 15:42

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Hoverboards are all a lie. My heart has been broken by them too much.

XJDano > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 08/05/2015 at 15:51

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Cash deposit only, non refundable.

HammerheadFistpunch > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 08/05/2015 at 15:53

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Oh and you’ll want a track to run it on, we offer very reasonable 30 year fixed rates...